Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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