I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You did what with his pubic hair?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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