he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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