also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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