Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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