Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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