No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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