Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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