He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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