He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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