I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She even gives head with a lisp.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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