You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
