Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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