Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Come share oat with me in your robe
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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