Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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