How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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