so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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