You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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