YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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