On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
