This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
