So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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