So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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