If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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