Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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