i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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