Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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