halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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