His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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