no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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