we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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