FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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