There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
worst night to have a conscience
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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