Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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