I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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