So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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