sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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