i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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