it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
