Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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