I wannas sexs uuuuu
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Boobs speak an international language.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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