Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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