Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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