I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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