im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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