We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
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You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I think your dad took our porno
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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