What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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