Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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