I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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