The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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